Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Something is amiss.....

Other than the ridiculous trip I had to WalMart last night, there isn't ANYTHING I have to bitch about.

ODD. VERY ODD.

I'm wondering if I'm getting soft? Hmmmmm.....naaaaaaaaa!

I think I've been in such an incredibly good mood lately because I'm not working. Not that my job caused me undo amounts of stress, but DAMN it gave me plenty of material!!!!!!!!!

I'm just laying in wait to see what will get me goin' soon. Or maybe the copious amounts of meds I've been taking are finally kicking in!

HAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I even had a great dentist appointment today. Odd since I ALWAYS come home pissed off after seeing the dentist.

WHAT'S GOING ON???????

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Thursday, February 4, 2010

My Rant for Today....

Where to begin....where to begin?

I probably should've written this yesterday when I was super pissed-off. I'm not as pissed today and I'm wondering why?

Anyway, I just have a couple people to tell to fuck off today. Well, maybe a few! :-)

Stupid Fat Bitch who's job it is to dwell in her office cell without REALLY knowing what's going on and is the biggest liar.......FUCK OFF! You can also try a new hairstyle and scrap that 80's makeup.

Stupid Ugly-Ass Chipmunk who thrives on picking fights with children.....FUCK OFF! I hope one of them lays you OUT when you get in their face someday.

Stupid "Boss" who cares not about finding out the truth, just gets off on throwing employees into hostile situations and doesn't expect them to blow....FUCK OFF you neck-less, clothes too tight cuz you're fat and too cheap to buy new, BITCH! You seriously are in the wrong line of work.

Hmmmm, who else....

Oh ya!! To the stupid, egotistical walkin with a corn-cob up your ass MORON who's life ambition was to be a custodian.....FUCK YOU! HAHAHAHA! May you have many more happy years of changing lightbulbs, emptying garbages and scrubbing shit off of toilets. Let's not forget the cleaning up of puke too. HA! LOSER!

Ahhhhh, that felt MARVELOUS!!!

Carry on.....

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

I need a voodoo doll

I know a nice couple who bought a cute affordable house a couple of years ago. They're thrifty, always looking for ways to make money and save money, and didn't buy above their means. Due to job loss and a difficult birth that brought a huge amount of medical expenses, they were really struggling, but they hung in there.

Over the summer they were told that they qualified to have their mortgage reworked in order to avoide foreclosure. They were so relieved, because keeping their house was very important to them. It wasn't just a house, it was a home where they wanted to raise their young kids.

They scrambled to gather all the required paperwork, sent it into their mortgage company, and within a short time were given their new temporary lower monthly payment. It was nearly a third less, which meant that they would also be able to pay more toward the medical debt every month.

Of course BIG BANK, INC. needed tons more paperwork, because BBI likes paperwork. BBI needed to know their financial affairs, needed job and income information, and typical things like that. BBI also wanted IQ scores, bra sizes, and the number of toes on each child's foot, because BBI is very picky now that they're not allowed to just throw money away on bad mortages of a million dollars to the weird guy with an income of $160 a month that he doesn't even have to prove. Now BBI needs to know how many times their clients hearts beat per hour.

The couple understood BBI's need for papers, so they made 500 copies and shipped them to BBI. A phone drone at BBI said they had everything they needed and the modification should be sent out anytime. Instead the couple received a letter saying that their paperwork never arrived. The couple sent it again, but this time it was sent certified with a signature required. BBI said yes, we have your paperwork and the modification is about done. But then they said they received no paperwork. BBI can't get their act together.

BBI and the couple repeated this scenario monthly until just recently. BBI decided that since they never received the paperwork 6 times (with a required signature) they'd just go ahead and start foreclosure proceedings. The couple met with an attorney, but were told that at this point there isn't much that can be done, because obviously BBI is staffed with morons and crooks who have no interest in keeping people paying their mortgages. It's so much better to foreclose and auction the house for a quarter of what they're owed on it, and then have it sit empty for years, because not a lot of people are buying.

The couple was advised to stop paying and save as much money as they can until BBI kicks them out of the house. My neighbors managed to stay in their house for nearly a year without paying, so the couple could make quite a dent in the medical debt and save money at the same time. Plus, rent is cheap around here. They can probably get a great house on the river for half of their mortgage payment.

Every month when I write MY check to BBI, I think I'll pee on it before I put it in the mail.

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Friday, January 29, 2010

Tax Documents

I must know....why the hell does it take so fucking long for companies to produce W-2s, 1099s and the like? I mean, it's all computerized so why can't someone just push a fucking button on January 1st and print all the shit out and mail it?!?!? The banks and investment firms are the worst offenders.

Are they retarded? Just want to make ya wait to do your taxes? I think it's insane!!! Let's just wait til the last friggin munute on January 31st before we push that button!

I could understand if it all had to be done by hand and people were working 24/7 to get information added up and accurate. But with today's technology there isn't an excuse for the delay.

Here I am chompin at the bits to get ahold of my paperwork so I can file for my refund. I think it's just cuz they want to torture me. ERRRRRRRRRRR!

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Thursday, January 28, 2010

SEE? Told ya so!

I have definately got a beef today. With a particular psycho fucking bitch who should NEVER be working in a school environment.

Now, this is nothing new to me. I watch this chipmunk spout off at kids all the time. For 2 1/2 years to be exact. Today, however, was so far out of line that even *I* stood in shock and awe at the shit flying out of her mouth. She was ranting and raving to the point her glasses fell off the top of her fucking head and she had to catch them before they hit the ground. I'm sure she's not happy with me...since I wasn't backing her up and was actually giggling at how ridiculous she looked.

What a fucking dumbass she is! How rude and inconsiderate she treats the kids!!!! Under normal circumstances...these kids CAN be and ARE pains in the ass. For some reason today she pissed me off to the point I was "saving" kids from her wrath by hiding them in the bathroom!!!! She was getting up in their faces even BEFORE they did anything wrong. I was infuriated!

What do you think would be the response of ANYONE, much less a 14 year old kid, to someone screaming and spitting LITERALLY 2 inches from your face? I know what MY reaction would be!!! STEP THE FUCK BACK BITCH BEFORE IT'S FORCED UPON YOU!

To the kids I couldn't get to in time.....I'm sorry from the bottom of my heart. I got your back tomorrow!

I will no longer sit back and let her instigate a fight, then march you to the office when you talk back. I just won't. That's IT. DONE.

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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Ya, I know....

I've been unusually quiet lately. Yep, it's true. Even *I* sometimes have nothing and nobody to bitch about.

Don't get used to it....it won't last long. It's rare I go for even ONE DAY without some dumbass or some dumb thing getting in my cross-hairs. The past few days have been different though.

Maybe it's because I've had nightmares for 3 nights straight, which have led to a SERIOUS lack of sleep, which led to the WORST FUCKING HEADACHE of my life, which led to me doing nothing but laying in bed with the blinds closed and TV off all day yesterday, which led to having no outside contact.....thus NO STUPID PEOPLE AND THINGS!

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Friday, January 22, 2010

The Cost of Taking Pets to the Vet......

I absoutely fucking CRINGE at the idea of taking my animals to the vet. I know it will cost me an arm and a leg LITERALLY.

My kitty is ill. I take him to the vet to see what is wrong, thinking just some meds and we'll be on our way.

OH NO!!! He's VERY VERY ILL the vet tells me. I do believe him since I know kitty hasn't been feeling good. He proceeds to hand me an estimate of over 800 fucking bucks!!!! $800!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if I don't go through with the treatment, my kitty will certainly die within 2 days. Even WITH the treatment there is a chance he might not make it and pass away.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I start bawling my eyes out (ya, I know, but I love my pets). Not only do *I* start bawling, my SON starts bawling since he said that right in front of him too! I am crying and some bitch comes in to tell me about their payment plans, yada yada. Now, I can appreciate she's trying to help but I was crying and in no condition to discuss the finances at that point.

I eventually come to the conclusion that I just can't pay the fee for the treatment. I may have to put him to sleep I tell the vets assistant.

"Oh let me talk to the doctor and see what we can do to bring down the bill."

I'm still crying at this point holding my precious kitty. But then a lightbulb went off in my head. WHAT THE FUCK???? What if I had just said to go ahead and do what you have to do and I'll pay it? My sadness becomes RAGE!!!!!!!

The doctor comes in and says, we don't HAVE to do this...we don't HAVE to do that...blah blah blah. "We'll do what we can but he may still pass away."

So my $800 bill comes down to $250!!!!!!!!! I wanted to punch him in the fucking face!!!!!!!

It infuriates me how people with pets they love can be taken advantage of when faced with the option of losing their pet if the treatment isnt done.

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