Tax Documents

I must know....why the hell does it take so fucking long for companies to produce W-2s, 1099s and the like? I mean, it's all computerized so why can't someone just push a fucking button on January 1st and print all the shit out and mail it?!?!? The banks and investment firms are the worst offenders.

Are they retarded? Just want to make ya wait to do your taxes? I think it's insane!!! Let's just wait til the last friggin munute on January 31st before we push that button!

I could understand if it all had to be done by hand and people were working 24/7 to get information added up and accurate. But with today's technology there isn't an excuse for the delay.

Here I am chompin at the bits to get ahold of my paperwork so I can file for my refund. I think it's just cuz they want to torture me. ERRRRRRRRRRR!

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SEE? Told ya so!

I have definately got a beef today. With a particular psycho fucking bitch who should NEVER be working in a school environment.

Now, this is nothing new to me. I watch this chipmunk spout off at kids all the time. For 2 1/2 years to be exact. Today, however, was so far out of line that even *I* stood in shock and awe at the shit flying out of her mouth. She was ranting and raving to the point her glasses fell off the top of her fucking head and she had to catch them before they hit the ground. I'm sure she's not happy with me...since I wasn't backing her up and was actually giggling at how ridiculous she looked.

What a fucking dumbass she is! How rude and inconsiderate she treats the kids!!!! Under normal circumstances...these kids CAN be and ARE pains in the ass. For some reason today she pissed me off to the point I was "saving" kids from her wrath by hiding them in the bathroom!!!! She was getting up in their faces even BEFORE they did anything wrong. I was infuriated!

What do you think would be the response of ANYONE, much less a 14 year old kid, to someone screaming and spitting LITERALLY 2 inches from your face? I know what MY reaction would be!!! STEP THE FUCK BACK BITCH BEFORE IT'S FORCED UPON YOU!

To the kids I couldn't get to in time.....I'm sorry from the bottom of my heart. I got your back tomorrow!

I will no longer sit back and let her instigate a fight, then march you to the office when you talk back. I just won't. That's IT. DONE.

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Ya, I know....

I've been unusually quiet lately. Yep, it's true. Even *I* sometimes have nothing and nobody to bitch about.

Don't get used to it....it won't last long. It's rare I go for even ONE DAY without some dumbass or some dumb thing getting in my cross-hairs. The past few days have been different though.

Maybe it's because I've had nightmares for 3 nights straight, which have led to a SERIOUS lack of sleep, which led to the WORST FUCKING HEADACHE of my life, which led to me doing nothing but laying in bed with the blinds closed and TV off all day yesterday, which led to having no outside contact.....thus NO STUPID PEOPLE AND THINGS!

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The Cost of Taking Pets to the Vet......

I absoutely fucking CRINGE at the idea of taking my animals to the vet. I know it will cost me an arm and a leg LITERALLY.

My kitty is ill. I take him to the vet to see what is wrong, thinking just some meds and we'll be on our way.

OH NO!!! He's VERY VERY ILL the vet tells me. I do believe him since I know kitty hasn't been feeling good. He proceeds to hand me an estimate of over 800 fucking bucks!!!! $800!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if I don't go through with the treatment, my kitty will certainly die within 2 days. Even WITH the treatment there is a chance he might not make it and pass away.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I start bawling my eyes out (ya, I know, but I love my pets). Not only do *I* start bawling, my SON starts bawling since he said that right in front of him too! I am crying and some bitch comes in to tell me about their payment plans, yada yada. Now, I can appreciate she's trying to help but I was crying and in no condition to discuss the finances at that point.

I eventually come to the conclusion that I just can't pay the fee for the treatment. I may have to put him to sleep I tell the vets assistant.

"Oh let me talk to the doctor and see what we can do to bring down the bill."

I'm still crying at this point holding my precious kitty. But then a lightbulb went off in my head. WHAT THE FUCK???? What if I had just said to go ahead and do what you have to do and I'll pay it? My sadness becomes RAGE!!!!!!!

The doctor comes in and says, we don't HAVE to do this...we don't HAVE to do that...blah blah blah. "We'll do what we can but he may still pass away."

So my $800 bill comes down to $250!!!!!!!!! I wanted to punch him in the fucking face!!!!!!!

It infuriates me how people with pets they love can be taken advantage of when faced with the option of losing their pet if the treatment isnt done.

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I hate political parties calling me

This is totally fucked up. I mean, WHY are the Democratic National Party volunteers CALLING ME?

Well, first she nonchalantly asked for a donation of $100. Like I have $100 to piss away on that bullshit.

My response? "Well, I'm sorry....I don't donate to political parties." OHHHH NOOOOO she couldn't take that for an answer. She proceeds to ask for $75, then $50, then $25. Not taking NO for an answer, she finally says in a condescending voice, or more like I was a total cheap ass, "Well what CAN you give to help your democratic constituents? The ones who represent you and your best interests?"

Oh My GOD!! I was completely furious with this girl at this point.

Wanna know what I said? HUH? DO Ya?

"I wanna give them a kick in the ass for brainwashing poor young ladies such as yourself into calling people begging for money in probably the WORST economy we've had in my recent memory. THAT'S what I want to give them!!!!"

Silence on the end of the line......PRICELESS!!!!

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SAD

I'm done with winter. Just fucking done. I don't want snow or rain or wind or cold. I don't want to wear layers and boots and fleece and hats and gloves. I don't want to scrape the car windows. I don't want to mop puddles off the laundry room floor when the kids come in from building forts. I don't want muddy dogs or frozen dogs. I'm sick to death of it getting dark at 5:00 - half an hour after the last kid gets off the bus. I'm tired of everything being brown and dead.

Please bring us summer, Mother Nature. I'm begging you.

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Nothing inparticular

Nothing inparticular has me pissed or annoyed today. Well, alot of nothing does. I'm now going to whine about shit so if you don't want to hear my pity party....MOVE ON!

I'm sick of bitch-ass teachers and their fucked up ways of dealing with kids and concerned parents. I often wonder WHY people get into teaching who don't like kids? DUH!!! Oh ya, cuz they get paid summers off...that's why. I have my sights on one teacher who better PRAY she gets off my kid's shit this semester or else my motherly instinct to protect my young will kick in. It will be UGLY!!!

I'm also not too thrilled with only given a week's notice for Little League sign-ups. Seeing as though it's a small fortune in fees, one might think the average family would need to know far enough in advance in order to set the money aside. Now I'll have to hit the street corners for the next week to raise the fucking money in time for sign-ups!!!! RUDENESS!!!!!! I only have two kids in baseball. I feel so sorry for the families with more than that!

I'm getting increasingly frustrated with the job situation in this country. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB FOREVER! I think over the past year I've sent my resume out to a million places who advertised needing help. Not ONE call. FUCK ME. Whoever said the economy is in recovery can bite my ass. Oh yes, they can also fucking pay to sign my kids up for Little League. They may as well put money in their lunch accounts, pay for their field trips and take them to the mall for the name brand clothes they can't seem to live without!

On a good note, I got my escrow statement with a new LOWER payment for the upcoming year!

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